Don’t be too serious with life! Loosen up and smile.

See below humor and relax. Remember to smile!

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills .

Marriage
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters…

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power…

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either” .

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A person no different from the rest
….except that he/she got caught.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after .

DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight .

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

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There are 2 types of Blog visitors. One type of readers is they like to read your blog content. The other loves to watch short video.

Therefore it is best to have both type of media posted on your blog. .

In a typical way, it will take time & effort in order to search for videos relevant to your blog. After searching, you need to create a post and embed the YouTube code in it.

Now you can do it the easy way. There is a plugin that allows you to display YouTube video thumbnails on your blog at the side column.
The Plugin is known as “YouTube Monetizer”

Features
•    Display YouTube video thumbnails on your blog
•    Monetize the full video display page with AdSense, banners or opt in.
•    Can specify keywords to display only relevant videos related to your blog.
•    Can choose display order
•    Can customize using CSS

Following is the sample YouTube video thumbnails at the side column of my blog. You need to scroll down to see

After you have click on one of the videos, you will see this screen.  
The beauty of this plugin is that it allows you put banners, adsense or opt-in at the top or at the bottom of the video. Hopefully, this way you will earn some money.

Area of Improvement
I hope they would include in the next version, whereby each time I click on the video, it will launch in new tab in Firefox and new window Internet Explorer.

You may download the plugin at
http://www.profitplugs.com/youtube-monetizer-wordpres

Steps to install & configure
• Download the Plugin into your PC.
•    Unzip it and upload to your blog’s plugin folder.
•    Go to your blog’s plugin and activate it.

Configuration

Click on Tools->YouTube Monetizer.

You can then paste your codes for banner, adsense or opt-in at Before Video Code and/or After Video Code
Click on Update settings

Then you need to go to Appearance->Widgets
At the widgets , browse and look for YouTube Monetizer.
Drag the Youtube monetizer widget to whichever column and position you want at the sidebar or side column.

That’s all you need to do. Try and implement it at your blog.

Cheers
Alwin Chuah

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If you are new to blogging or the word “Blog” is new to you,  have no fear.

I have display in this blog a video version explaining what  blogging is all about.

Suitable for newbies.

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Cheers

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